Answer:

A high speed race through the woods at the
Milton S. Ritter Memorial Automotive Endurance Testing Grounds!

Mint '81 Cougar XR-7 ice-cold AC, PS, PB, PW, power buckets not a scratch on it and no rust.

'75 Ford Brady Bunch Edition Country Squire, 400M cast chunk o crap with PBR skidmark underware color interior working AC
If you happen to get a flat tire, be sure you have enough

And of course,always follow the car maufacturer's tire-change procedure.
Safety First! NOT
Warning:

Racing through the woods at high speeds
may be hazardous to your vehicle's health!

Note usage of jack to keep gas pedal in the"floored" position.This type of set-up is usually not needed when blowing-up Ford engines,being that they give up very quickly unlike a Mopar engine.
Even the ladies sometimes enjoy a nite out in the great outdoors!